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Coming Attractions

Are you ready for Valentine's Day? Don't worry, for Splice is giving you a crash course in Love. Explore with Splice this Monday, February 13th, 6-7pm on radio.dominican.edu. 

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Fast Favorites

 Science Valentines Gifts: 

• Crystal Heart (Glowing)
• Colored Flowers
• Sperm and Egg Set
• Heart Box of Microbes
• Tribble
• Your Heart
• Color Drip Candle
• Hand Boiler
• Heart Homopolar Motor

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Quote and Joke of the Week

"For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love."                                         
                                                                                 - Carl Sagan
Pick Up Lines: 

• I wish I could be your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.
  
• Hey babe wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
  
• Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.
  
• If I were an enzyme I’d be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  
• Hey, baby; wanna test the ‘k’ of my bedsprings?
  
• Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you.
  
• How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
  

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